Tuesday, February 21, 2012

One Liner Poker Jokes

Quick jokes are simple, effective, and very funny! These jokes are usually use around the poker table.

- There are TWO rules for ultimate success in poker: 1. Never tell everything you know.....
- Q: How do you get a professional poker player off your porch?
A: Pay him for the Pizza.
- Q: What is the difference between a poker player and a dog.
A: In about ten years the dog quits whinning.
- Q: What's the difference between a large cheese pizza and a poker player?
A: A large cheese pizza can feed a family of 4, a poker player can't.
- Q: How can you tell a poker player is lying?
A: His chips are moving.
- Q: What is the difference between a poker room and a church?
A: When you pray in a poker room, you really mean it!!
- Q: Why didn't the elephant like to play cards in the jungle?
A: Because there were too many cheetahs.
- I was playing poker with tarot cards the other night. I got a full house and four people died.

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